All right ladies, so we need to talk. There is an epidemic taking place right now and it’s time we addressed it. Many people assume that because I write about relationships and stuff, I must just sit around talking with women, listening to them bitch about their dating lives, and then go off and write blogs about it. I only wish I could actually do that shit! For one thing, I would never run out of material, which would be great; but of course the major downside of it would be that I’m fairly certain I wouldn’t have any friends left if I did. And so I don’t.
I do have some really amazing girlfriends’ though. I have some women in my life that truly have their shit together, and when I say together… I mean that they require nothing more of me besides my company and pretty smile, that’s it. No ear raping, no Groundhog Day relationship problems for me to solve and no stupid boys draining the cool from them, which is a very good thing because I’d no doubt have to step in and beat them away with sticks, if I ever saw that happening.
That being said, I also know some complete hot messes too.
I don’t get too close to the hot messes though. I don’t really have time for it. Plus they'll never listen anyway, which is why they're a fucking mess in the first place! The truth is,
Some people can't be helped and some messes just can't be cleaned.
People will say, “You give such good advice!”
I don’t really see it that way. I just think I provide honest opinions when other people tend to beat around the bush.
“Do you think that he’s cheating on me?” -Yes.
"Do you think he'll marry me?"-No.
“Why does he lock his phone?”-Because he knows you wouldn’t have a reason left to trust him if you ever saw what’s in there.
“Are my roots bad” -Fuck yes, and you seriously need a fill in on those nails!
Should I call him again, or just wait till he calls me? -I’m sure as soon as he’s done fucking that other girl he’ll call you right back, lets just wait!
I guess where I’m going with this, is that I’m a bit put off lately by other people's dumb bullshit. That’s really why I don’t hang out with messy girls, or guys actually. I don’t have time for any of it. I also can't stand it when people are fake, that's the worst.
My life is ticking away one heartbeat at a time and I refuse to waste even a minute of it on people who aren’t sincere.
My life is ticking away one heartbeat at a time and I refuse to waste even a minute of it on people who aren’t sincere.
So on to this epidemic, I’ll make this simple, short, and sweet.
Ladies, whenever you say to a guy, “I’m sorry I’ve just been really busy!”
What he really hears is this,
“Sorry but I don’t think calling you back is worth my time; in-between looking at photos of myself on Facebook, texting my ex and bleaching my teeth... I’ve just been really busy”
When you fail to show someone even the common courtesy of sending a simple text back or returning their calls, you don't appear "busy" you appear to be someone who's lacking basic manners.
Manners are a very important thing, they still mean something in our world, or at least they do for what few true ladies still exist out there.
Yet most girls play games everyday. For example every girl I know has her phone practically glued to her fucking hand, yet I keep hearing these stories from my guys friends about girls that are constantly making plans with them and then bailing out at the very last second, without even a simple text or call to explain why?
So, like I said before, I don’t put up with girls like that. The girls who I call my friends, all have manners. A friendship without manners isn’t a friendship; it’s a waste of time. So maybe its time for a quick brush up. Justin brought sexy back; I guess I need to bring manners back.
Fine I got this one JT, Ladies, if you follow this advice, I promise you that manners will come naturally.
If someone calls you, call them back.
If someone does something nice, say thank you.
Everybody has a job, friends, and works-out, you are not any busier than anyone else is.
Don’t blow people off.
If you make plans, honor them.
People are not options, they’re people, treat them as such.
Don’t lie.
Don’t text during meals or movies.
Texting someone to cancel plans is spineless.
Playing with people’s hearts is classless.
Don’t make people wait, be on time.
Don’t say things that you don’t truly mean.
You don’t have to like everyone, but you should still try and be polite.
Don’t cheat on people.
Don’t talk about people that you don’t know.
Saying, “I didn’t see your call” is complete bullshit.
Don’t make people feel stupid, no one likes how that feels.
Always be gracious.
Don’t use people.
Some people have a lot and some people don’t, but everyone deserves respect.
Always be kind to servers and old people.
Don’t comment on things that people can’t help.
There are over seven billon people in the world today, some are kind and some are assholes, you need to pick a side.
Dress how you want to be treated.
Don’t be petty or cheap and always tip well.
Don’t punish people for past people’s bullshit.
“I love you” and “I’m sorry” should not be used lightly.
Always stand up for the weak.
If someone lies once, it’s their fault, twice, it’s your own fault.
Share things, just not boyfriends.
Vanity is a curse, be humble, it’s sexier.
I’m sure I missed a few, but it’s a start at least.
Be a true lady and start standing out, instead of just blending in to the messy girl background.
I know this is about females, but I'm so glad I can finally admit that my recent ex had hardly any of the qood qualities on that list. I may be alone, but it's better than settling for someone who doesn't value me. I will never accept "I forgot" for a no-call again. :)
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ReplyDeleteJust so we're clear - and yes, I know this is geared more towards the ladies - but this door swings both ways :)
ReplyDeleteSo true, though! So very very true.
Of course manners are for everyone!
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