"WJNTY" We Ain't Singing We Bringing Drama...

So this week I was going to write about the time I got into an argument with Marky Mark at Nobu in New York City, it was over a girl I was seeing… which is a great story, but it will have to wait because something’s come up.

We did an interview with The Huffington Post and after some great press, a radio interview, and about a zillion and one blog views, I’ve decided I really have no choice left, that like it or not, I have to respond to some of the “comments” that we’ve received.

Don’t worry, this won’t take too much time, and if we have any left over I’ll tell you all about Marky wanting to…

“Feel it, feel it, come on, come on”

Anyway, as you may, or may not already know, I wrote a book based on the blog that Seth and I do for “We’re Just Not There Yet.” It’s going to be released very soon and so we talked about the idea of taking interviews. I told Seth that I had no real interest in doing any interviews, for a lot of reasons, but mostly because I have so many other things that I’d rather be doing with my time. Spending it arguing with fucking idiots, or helping to make an awful radio show a bit more exciting for four and a half minutes, it isn’t really my thing.

However, it was The Huffington Fucking Post, how do you turn that down for your very first interview, right?

So we did it.

I’m glad we did, but now I’d like to clear some things up, anytime you do an interview you’re at the mercy of the author, who I must say did a great job with the piece. We have real no complaints… with her; I do having something to say to the “critics” though.

In no particular order, this will be much like when 2-Pac went off at the end of “Hit ‘em Up,” if you don’t know that song reference it’s no big deal, it’s basically going to be an all over the place angry rant, and honestly it’s directed to a select few…

First up on my list, FUCK “Anonymous” whomever you are? If you’re sitting at a computer at two a.m. and have the time to leave us a hateful, pointless comment, then you also have the time to make up a fake name while you do it, but using “anonymous” what’s the fucking point?

We don’t censor any comments that come in, ever. People can write anything they want, even horrible stuff, and we’ll still post it up. That’s the way it should be. We welcome all feedback; good or bad… But to not even include a first name? So that we can at the very least say thank you? That’s pretty lame.

Next,

We write these blogs because it’s enjoyable to do. The same reason people do any hobby. Not because “we’re bitter.”

People have suggested that we’re “angry bitter fucks?” Angry, about what? Women? Well despite the belief by some out there that we're “playboys” and “shallow,” we’ve actually both had serious girlfriends while this whole adventure has taken place, truth be told I like having a girlfriend, so does Seth, unless they cry a lot, he gets bored with that! Me though? I like high maintenance women, and I like them to be a bit dramatic, I don’t have some axe to grind with women, I love dating and being a boyfriend! Also let me clear up that we’ve never claimed to be “experts” in dating.

We’re just normal guys.

In fact I went through an awful break up earlier this year and that’s when Seth started blogging even more (thanks again buddy) I didn’t feel like writing, I didn’t feel like being funny, or being hateful… which believe me I really could’ve, it’s a great break up story. Seth said “D, you have to write about her, you don’t owe her anything at this point, plus she left the country with that guy and they don’t even have the internet over there…”

But I didn’t. I haven’t written about her because I have no real interest in it. It wouldn’t be enjoyable, and that’s why we write. I don’t write to “get back” at people.

“They’re spoiled rich kids, trying to make another buck.”

We didn’t grow up rich. We’re not rich now. As far as actually getting “rich?” Well writing a book is just about the worst way that I know of to do that. If we wanted to get rich by writing a book, we’d be writing books about vampires who fuck wizards.

We’ve talked with some “big” publishers, but that’s not really for us, it's not our goal to be on Oprah, or to go on some “big” book tour and sign books outside a fucking Sears in the mall; it never was. We’re not “big publisher” material by choice (don’t get me wrong,  if Penguin calls us we’ll talk) but in our one publisher meeting that we’ve taken so far, the fact that they said our writing was “too honest” was a big turn off. Not to name names of course (Simon & Schuster)  they said we’re a little “too honest and too harsh…”

“You have to understand that this is a very “pink” industry, if you know what I mean, and you guys will run into a lot of women who are very high up in these offices, women who won’t let this book be published, you might have to tone it down a bit…”

Fuck that.

“We agreed to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help the Vagina…”

So to sum it all up, thank you everyone for all the love and support and for keeping up with “WJNTY” each and every week, and to the few man-hating, angry, single, healthy, tragic, stay up too late dumb asshole heads.

Thank you for giving us our busiest and most successful week ever… We promise there will be much more to come!

With much love, and middle fingers,

WJNTY- Daryl